ekoenig2: is there a place in this world with wild chickens???? or do they all live in barns
whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
*submits your sex tape to americas funniest home videos*
Did I reblog that already?
sodamnrelatable: Screw it, I’ll reblog it again.
dampsandwich: how gross would it be if girls pooped
The art of trolling...